Tuesday, February 26, 2008
I want to officially announce, and this has been in the making ever since 'We Takin' Over', that I've officially started the "Help DJ Khaled Return To Normalcy" foundation in partnership with the Attention Deficit Disorder Association and the Association of Hyperactive Children. We're trying to save up enough money to hire a full-time assistant that makes sure all sugar is removed from any room Khaled enters. In addition, we need to hire an attractive female nurse that can put her finger in front of his mouth and say "shhh you're at 11, we need you to be at 4. Library voice". A paypal account is coming shortly to help restore his sanity.